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An area of Pennsylvania where procreation results in a specie that is quite ugly and may be considered "slow". These things all look alike and demonstrate characteristics associated with "freak accidents". They are all tall, thin and pale with jet black hair and beady eyes. They are cannibals and enjoy horse meat. They wear Tevas all year round and drink warm milk. They shop at Wal-Mart FOR EVERYTHING and drive Chevy Astro vans with tinted windows. They enjoy gardening....in winter. Lawn gnomes adorn their property. They don't read bedtime stories to their children...they put on the 'human centipede' on blu-ray and leave the room. They only buy jordache jeans...white washed of course (however, if route 66 is on sale they will consider this as an alternative). Flannel is a must. Their weddings are performed by a blind little person who recites entire ceremony in pig latin. They are generally nice but do not wave to them as they consider this as a 'fuck you' and consider the middle finger as a sign of welcoming. They take poops on the hour...never a second earlier or later. Avoid area at all costs.
Dude are you really wearing tevas? you look like a fucking Boyertown Mutant.
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A sexual act that involves putting a flaccid penis into a girl's vagina and then getting an erection. The penis is felt as a "mutant growth"
My girlfriend really likes when I give her a mutant growth because she likes feeling my penis get erect inside of her
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A squirrel, mutated by nuclear or genetic means, that has become abnormally large, vicious, deformed or all of the above, and can often be found at Chernobyl or in corny horror videos found on Youtube. Can or cannot be easily killed depending on the grade of mutation. May or may not be zombified.
Chris: Hey did you see that mutant squirrel at the beer bash last night?
Zach: Mutant squirrel what are you talking about??
Chris: No totally man I'm like serial there was like a squirrel and an owl tried to grab it and it fucked up that owl's shit man it ate that owl!!
Zach: Yea I totally missed that. Hey didn't you get high at the beer bash?
Chris: ....No...
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A person who has received the COVID shot
Mutant-19’s began screaming at the sky when approach by Pure Blood-19’s
Among smart black supremacists this word denotes a white person.
Those ice mutants are trying to take all the good jobs.
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A super mutant is a disgustingly sexy man, most popular super mutants are: MIKE GREENWOOD
AHHHH MIKE GREENWOOD IS CHASING ME, HE'S A SUPER MUTANT
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The single greatest show of all time. Mutant X centers primarily on a group of four "new mutants" and their leader. The show also slightly centers on a group of over 1000 new mutants known as the "Children Of Genomex" The four new mutants and their leader make up the team known as Mutant X. Mutant X fight against crime, the Genetic Security Agency, bad mutants and general stupidity. The leader of Mutant X is not a mutant. His name is Adam Kane. The four mutants of Mutant X are: Jesse Kilmartin, Emma DeLauro, Shalimar Fox and Brennan Mulwray. Mutant X is NOT a rip off of the X Men for a couple reasons: 1. Both Mutant X and the X-Men were originally created by Marvel Comics. 2. The mutants of Mutant X were created by genetic engineering whereas the mutants of the X-Men are natural mutants (their power comes from natural changes to their genes). 3. Fox lost te lawsuits claiming that Mutant X was a rip off of the X-Men.
Adam Kane was played by John Shea. Emma DeLauro was played by Lauren Lee Smith. Brennan Mulwray was played by Victor Webster. Jesse Kilmartin Was played by Forbes March. Shalimar Fox was played by Victoria Pratt.
I am Adam Kane. I was a pioneer of genetic research, manipulating DNA to save human lives, but in many, their genes unexpectedly mutated. They developed super-human abilities. Together with four of the most powerful of them, I fight to protect a world that doesn't even know we exist. We are Mutant X.
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