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mutton drapes

vulva; beef curtains

His throbbing thrill hammer eased its way into her puffy mutton drapes

by Statler April 21, 2008


mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 24, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 10, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


mutton butt

An old, saggy, tired looking booty.

Your mom used to be hot, but now she got the mutton butt!

by x BILKO x September 7, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Laced Mutton

An old Victorian term for a prostitute.

That expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.

by Plumm July 26, 2012

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


mutton chops

sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.

dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair?
dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!

by chinbeard September 4, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž