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If you see someone that is totally whacked out or weird you say to yer friend "Hey - there's my dad"
Variations can include "There's your dad", "There's your boyfriend"
(after seeing some dude pee on the street)
Hey man, there's my dad!!
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Noun. kind of like george w. bush but gay.
dude, dud you hear kope is having a coming out party for his dad, gwb?
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Your dad sucks
He isn’t just one of those sorta mean dads
No
He’s one of those abusive ones
It can be any abuse
Hell he probably doesn’t even show emotion either
He doesn’t think people who are gay are embarrassements to the world, and transgender are rapist
That blacks are monsters
He loves to drink
He also gives you this fucking creepy ass vibb and likes it when you hug him so you try to fucking avoid him as much as possible
He has like no Hobbies and likes to do chores all day and when you try to help him he refuses but then he says he’s the only god damn person in the house that does what there suppose to
And basically everyone on his side of the family sucks too and get this he doesn’t understand your crippling depression and anxiety because he doesn’t have empathy either
He is atleast one of these
He is just a fucking asshole
Brosicle dude #1 : lmao my dude u want to do some sick fucking moves on our skate boards at the skate park
Brosicle dude #2 : my home slice I can’t my dad is a asshole and broke my fucking skateboard cos I didn’t clean the dishes even tho I offered to but he said no I’m going to do it
Brosicle dude #1 : shit man what a asshole
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This is a phrase people would use if they want to become friends
hi,shrek is my dad
He went for milk and never came back
Where's my dad mom?
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An expression of exclamation used primarily to indicate surprise, but can also be used to express shock, fear, pleasure or virtually any emotion.
1. Tom: "I slept with your wife last night."
Steve: "Oh, my dad! Seriously, though, I'm gonna kill you."
2. "I just saw Justine topless and, Oh my dad, were those breasts beautiful!"
3. Jake just new deep in his guts that the moment was right. With lust in his mind and more in his pants he turned to Lily and, with a sultry look in his eye, simply said, "Oh....my dad.".
4. Oh my dad! I forgot to feed the kids for the last four days! Derp!
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