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I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

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“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 14, 2020

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my my I think we have a spy

you're on tiktok too much :/

my brain will self destruct I'll lose myself to su1c1de! scu1c1de! my my I think we have a spy!

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021


my i

a song produced by SEVENTEEN's jun and minghao and inspired by "KIMI NO NA WA". also used for describing someone as your future or your past.

person A: you are my past
person B: i am your future

also used for:
person A: are you My I?
person B: yes! i'm your future.

by xu2minghao January 5, 2022


Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 16, 2023


Oh my god I am so pissed

I really am. I’m trying not to lose my head,

Oh my god I am so pissed

by WorseThanHitler November 1, 2020


Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 27, 2023