lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

Pump my Bags

When someone needs altcoins on crypto twitter to go higher to make them money. Bags being the term for their heavy investments in magic internet money.

"@alisun0302 posts on twitter to @Double_Irish_D, Please PUMP MY BAGS! I need to make money."

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Out my Bag

Flossed out and lookin’ good. Something like a magician performs magic tricks, a prime time moment has been pulled by you.

I’m out my bag with this snap video!

She look fine asl! She really pulled this out her bag!

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pack my bags

Rubbing one out over infinite quantities of streaming porn in your hotel room while you make others wait for you.

Wait a minute Michael I will be right back, I need to go pack my bags.

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frost my bag

Arguably the most popular phrase spoken by uncle grandfather in the cult animated hit "perfect hair forever"

Uncle Grandfather used this phrase when acting out a scene between a cake, and a vacuum. The cake was a "chamber maid" and the vacuum was "pleasently surprised".

During the action, the cake was humping the vacuum, and uncle grandfather anthopomorphised the cake saying, "frost my bag, frost my bag, frost my bag, OMG!"

Also, on ytmnd.

Friend A: Hey man, that's gay don't do that!
Friend B: Frost my Bag, Frost my Bag, FROST MY BAG, OH MY GOD!"

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lap my bag

To lick enthusiastically a man's scrotum. As a dog laps a bone.

Instead of telling some douche to suck your dick, change it up and tell them to "lap my bag douche"

I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

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