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Your father left you how about that.
Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...
A crip term of swearing on ur heart made by FENDIIACE A 62NHECBC
ACE-I just caught the opps lacking on they blocc
LOC-worda who
ACE-worda my whole left side
My dad left me , went to a strip club and saw a middle-class furry with his dead dad tied up to their back with a strap between his tits. My dad left the stripclub and focking killed himself , but before that he obviously *put a strap between his tits*
broo , my dad left me (story) is so sad (Tʖ̯T)
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When your dad went to the grocery store to get milk but he never came back so now you are fatherless.
Because you are a disappointment and he hates you.
person 1: well you dad left to get milk and my dad is stil here
person 2: i cant do anything about that my dad left to get milk
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A saying that really gets a conversation going. People who use this tend to go around telling everybody, some will get offended, others will just laugh. A great ice breaker sentence.
“Shit. My wife left me and took the kids”
“Damn. Sorry Jeff that sucks. Merry Christmas?”
my dad left when i was 4 because i shit on his phone as a baby (4 yrs old).
i was thinking about how my dad left when i was 4 a couple of days ago.
A catch-all excuse for work as to why you're not checking email, phone calls, or attending meetings while you're traveling or out of work (typically during your vacation). Often implies that you're spending your time having romantic encounters and otherwise spending your time doing extracurriculars, while avoiding work entirely.
I'm so sorry I couldn't check my email last week. I left my phone in a cab in Barcelona.