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rock my nuts

Something so cool exists or happens that its like busting one.

Dude, you totally rock my nuts!
That movie was so cool it rocked my nuts.

by tclcttb May 29, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


kiss my nuts

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".

A friend of mine asked me if he could borrow my car. Since I had no mind of doing so, I answered:

kiss my nuts, my friend!

by Gadget King January 19, 2011

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off my nut

adj) Drinking alcohol to the point of excess with the aim of loosing complete control of ones actions. It is used as a description of the least desirable type of drunkeness, but is still very attractive to many.

Matt: "Here, have this pint of Batchwood Champagne"
Lizard: "Piss Off, I'll be off my nut after that!"
Matt: "Eeeeuuuuuurrrgggghhh!!!"

Sean: "Has anyone got any more Strongbow?"
Matt: "Mate are you sure? You've already had 6 and it's not even 5.30 yet"
Sean: "I know, I'm getting off my nut!"

Stu: "What were you playing at last night mate? You had your hand held to your neck, pretending you didnt have any vocal chords and had to use a voice box to speak! You had this one girl going for 45 mintues that you spoke like a villian from James Bond!"
Matt: "Shhhhhiit man, I was of my nut"

by funky_smyth June 22, 2006

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Chug my nut

To chug someone's spirm

Chug my nut

by Mytholas August 10, 2018


Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness March 3, 2016


My nuts itch

Something a male says when they have completely lost interest in whatever he is doing, or being told.

Teacher: So that's why it is very important not to mix these chemicals together.
Chad: ... My nuts itch.
Teacher: Get out.

by TooInchesTwoMuch December 24, 2014

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Burning my nuts

when something or someone is getting on your nerves.

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.

by soggysammich June 15, 2010

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