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One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.
They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?
When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.
YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:
YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.
FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!
YOU: um no...baby napper! :)
FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!
YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(
FRIEND: fine...fine....
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One Who steals Pineapples from LLaura such as Emily and Chris...very mean and highly secretive...also an insult to one who is sluggish and eats too much pineapple
Emily and Chris are papple nappers!
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An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!
a large "A Team" like van used to kidnap children, also usually driven by huderites to illegally seat 12 or more children
"yo man i was walking down town late night and i saw a napper van pull up infront of me, i thought they were kidnapping me. But it was just a bunch of huderite farm people going into bulk barn."
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the feeling of grogginess and confusion after waking up from a nap that lasted anywhere from 20 minutes to 2 1/2 hours. although this can sometimes be considered a bad feeling, the euphoria and feeling of being rejuvenated is invigorating. In the most serious of cases, the napper may even wake up speaking of absurd dreams due to their confused state of being.
Robbie: "Man you're toasted right now, what did you smoke?"
Max: "Nothing I just took a 2-hour nap"
Robbie: "ah napper's high, sounds chill"
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A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.
David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
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While your partner is sleeping you drop a load on their face. Then you place the sheet over their face so that it sticks to their face thus resembling a Snazzy Napper.
My girlfriend was more interested in taking a nap than blowing me. So I gave that bitch a Snazzy Napper!
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