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My girl and I tried out some naval aviation last night
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a linty belly button that occurs when proper cleaning methods of the belly button is not conducted. (very nasty)
Ew! when's the last time you showered?
-uhmmm about three days ago
Dude, that explains your fuzzy naval. you little nasty
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Where people go when they can't get a nomination to the Air Force Academy.
-"Where do you go to school?"
-"The Naval Academy"
-"Oh - I thought the Air Force did your job now."
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A slang term for semen.
Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer
Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?
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When two males jerk off in a pool and take turns shooting their loads on each other.
It was 98 degrees out today, so me and Austin went to the pool and had a naval battle.
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#1 military highschool in chicago 🥳🥳 we have the #1 football team in the whole city 😫 everyone here as a punishment but realized it isn’t as gay. 😌 after 100 years we finally got our own building. cus screw sennk. there’s always that one freshman trying to be cool with all the upperclassmen so the freshie starts dickriding everyone.🤣 the freshie girl volleyball group & who they hang with always think they’re the shit & the baddest. 🤡you have to wear that itchy ass uniform and ugly ass bates you’ll never like that shit🤮 everyone who goes here learns how to kiss ass when they need something from someone. 🥴 rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal nor tolerate those who do.😎 male cadets love to match in the school bathroom, they all take a piss in one same stall. there’s always a kid just chillin there on the bathroom floor. don’t be surprised to see bloody pads or real human shiton the hallway floors.
“where do you go to school?”
“rickover naval academy”
“I heard y’all got the loyalist cadets”
“yessir at rickover cadets don’t lie cheat or steal baby girl”
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An Officer in the United States Navy that makes sure that the Naval Aviator does not crash into a Mountain. He works diligently in his efforts due to the fact his body is only .3 seconds behind the Pilot in an Aircraft. Normally, a Naval Flight Officer is more Handsome and Smart in every way. This is proven by the fact that they refer to the pilot as a Stick Monkey.
"My Naval Flight Officer is awesome, he saved my from flying into IRAN"
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