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The perfect state for white people.
The state is almost racially segregated, just like the "sport" NASCAR. So the Southerners and the KKK members will soon be moving there out of the South, probably. Nebraska and Wyoming are the only states in the USA where white people and Native Americans make up almost 95% of the majority population, and Black people and Asians are a minority. The people there almost exclusively vote Republican, too. It's a Heartland state that acts like a Confederate Southern state.
Bubba: There ain't no niggers in Nebraska.
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A place that has no McDonalds open or serving food or they are only acceping cash and have muffins but no steak.
Guy 1: Are you fucking serious McDonalds isnt open.
Guy 2: We must be in fucking Nebraska.
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A place you have to go through if you drive from the east coast to the west coast on Interstate 80. It's best to drive through it at night since the scenery is mind numbingly boring.
Don't go to Nebraska. The boredom is a killer.
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A place that has no McDonalds open or serving food or they are only acceping cash and have muffins but no steak.
Guy 1: Are you fucking serious McDonalds isnt open.
Guy 2: We must be in fucking Nebraska.
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An exemplary case of pitful dullness.
A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.
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A state of the United States of America mostly known for corn beef and football. Instead of looking nebraska on urban dictionary go there for your self it is nice here!
Bill: hey we are almost to nebraska
Nancy: what is nebraska?
Bill: get out of the car
Nancy: what? Why?
Bill: because you are stupid!
Nancy: no I'm not!
Bill: yes you are. NOW GET OUT NOW!
Nancy: no please don't
Bill: (shoveing Nancy out of the car wile going 75 mph ) I SAID NOW!
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Everyone is fat and the only thing to do is eat, shop, and watch the Huskers. The college world series is overrated I mean why would I go watch the most boring sport in the world when my teams not playing? Nebraska has one of the highest % of millionaires but also one of the highest poverty rates as well. Everyone is catholic and If you're not catholic they will shun you. Dumb and Blind Americans live in NE
Fat, catholic, dumb, huskers, overrated, poor, rich, food, Stupid, Nebraska
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