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Derived from non-educated deliquent. Originates in Scotland, particularly Glasgow, but is now used throughout the UK.
A young person who is particularly fond of tracksuits and imitation gold jewellery. They will listen to dance music. A ned will attempt to get as drunk as possible while spending the least money possible and will smoke cheap pot.
em no ned, me! yer feckin' huppy.
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ned = non edcated delinquent, to be honest this statment probaly compliments the majority if neds' intelligences. Basically a large group of cowards that think they're 'hard' because they drink. They are cowards because:-
1 they won't fight unless out-numberring their 'victim' by atleast 3:1
2 they hav to at least 2years older than the person they are fighting
3 always carry a knife
neds are also unable to dre themselves. They all hav very strong speech impedements basically all the say is fuck and mumble.
neds are basically scottish chavs
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constantly sipping on straight chlorine. definitely believes the hype. huggable.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.
person 1: “my dying wish is to hug ned”
person 2: “same bro”
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a little tiny town in the middle of the mountains, CO where the completely ridiculous holiday "Frozen Dead Guy Days" takes place every March. Also known to be home to some of the world's largest stoners.
"Where are you from?"
"Ned."
"You don't look like a weed-smokin' hippie..."
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Non Educated Delinquent
Scots term used to describe chav. Does not have to be from Glasgow. Often from in-bred farming backgrounds such as in the village of Braemar in Deeside, Scotland. Has had little or no attention and disipline from parents, who are probably wasters as well. Wears sports gear, trackies, burberry cap and/or scarf. Listens to electronic dance music with repetitive tune and lyrics, known to them as "beats." Has fascination with 80's and 90's hatchbacks, modifications, and "cruising." Generally stupid, are obsessed with going "on the sesh" meaning consuming copious amounts of alcohol, cigarettes and drugs. The males have a fixation to internet pornography. Also termed as bams (below average mentality) and they call themselves "casuals" As in:
Normal Person: "hello"
Ned: "You startin'!?"
Normal Person: "I do not fight people like you"
Ned: "you're gay, and I did your ma"
Normal Person: "Shut up you pathetic ned"
Ned: "I'm a casual, so shu'up you fucking homo"
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