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Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
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Someone who's birthday is the day before or after yours
Person 1: happy birthday! I guess that means we're birthday neighbors.
Person 2: really? Was your birthday yesterday or is it tomorrow?
Person 1: my birthdays tomorrow.
Person 2: well happy early birthday, birthday neighbor.
a trend on twitter where a person has the same exact phone number as you but the last digit is either higher or lower
mike: i’m gonna text my number neighbor, since my number is (231)465-321 their number must be (231)465-322 or (231)465-320
not a real phone number (i think)
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When masturbating, and the masturbator also starts manually pleasing the person next to them. If the person being cranked off does not reciprocate, they are the ‘lazy neighbor’
Football started getting boring, so as I started jerking off myself and Brent, the bastard just sat there and lazy neighbored me...
Like friends with benefits but with your neighbor
Andrea: "Do you like her?"
Billy Bob: "We're just neighbors with benefits bro."
Andrea: "Man, I wish had a hot neighbor so I could get some benefits!"
what white people say to their friends instead of saying my nigga
Josh- Aye my nigga
Tyrone- Wut u say
Josh- I mean my neighbor
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The politically correct way to say Nigger Please
Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"
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