aunt or uncle:hey nephew here 30000 dollars
nephew: why you gave me this
aunt or uncle : because itβs nephew appreciation day
The desire to have nieces and nephews. Much like baby fever, except you don't wanna deal with everything that comes with being a parent.
Man, I can't stop thinking about taking my future nieces and nephews out for the day and watching them run in a field of flowers whilst some chill music plays and I think back on my life.
Bruh. I think you have niece and nephew fever.
One of the most devastating insults of all time. God himself fears the power of this insult. Only to be used in extreme circumstances. This insult is so devastating it can't even be returned by No u.
1. ur mum gay lol
2. ur dad lesbian
1.ur granny tranny
2. ur grandpap a trap
1. ur sister a mister
2. ur brother a mother
1. ur niece obese
2. ur nephew a jew
*everything is fucking obliterated as the universe implodes
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Masturbating, Jacking Off, Beating Your Meat.
Hey man, open the door. What are you doing in there?" "Get out of here man, I'm talking to my nephew.
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Not the worst, but a realatively strong comeback derived from the sexualality relations insult group. This can beat everything up to and including βur brotherβ a mother but overpowered by βur granny a trannyβ.
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: No u
Person 1: Ur brother a mother
Person 2: Ur nephew LGBTQ
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny
*Person 2 walks away and accepts defeat*
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Pigskin referring to a decoy grenade in the video game Counter Strike Global Offensive.
"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"
"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"
Someone whom you have no relation to in genealogy. A joke in the movie Spaceballs
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"
"And that makes us?"
"Absolutely nothing! Which you are about to become!"
(Quote from Spaceballs)
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