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To rifle threw a bunch of stuff that wasn't yours and take things that were not actually your possessions to begin with.
Did you see that wingnut over here by my camp nerping through my tent last night?They grabbed so much stuff from of mine they could open there own thrift store!
Nefarious Evil Resident Politick
A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race.
Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...
~The NERP doctrine
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Someone who feigns illness to get out of working choosing to live off benefit payments instead.
Me:- My brother in law hasn't worked for 8 years, he gets disability benefit because he has a bad back and depression and sometimes uses a mobility scooter but I have seen him carrying heavy bags and walking on ice.
Friend:- Your brother in law is a right nerp
Me:- My sister also hasn't worked for 8 years, she was sacked from her last job for stealing from the till but now she gets benefits as my brother in laws carer.
Friend:- Your sister is also a nerp.
Me:- They have been given a council house in a street the postman calls Giro Town and refere to themselves as doleys.
Friend:- They live in a street full of nerps and you should have nothing more to do with them.
Me:- I don't.
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1. Nerp A flat shapeless feature found on various parts of the human body
2. Nerps A Woman's breast that are grossly under developed. To the severity of having only nipples for breast.
3. Nerp an its y bits y Breast the size of a Nerp.
4. Nerped That man's penis can be nerped at birth.
5. Nerppability having the ability to shrink into a flat
shapeless shriveled mass.
1.The Lady went shopping but was disappointed to find that the manufacturers of Braziers didn't have any Bras in her size to fit her nerps.
2. Nerpability, Oh No! My Rosette Chocolate Bud has been nerped! the sun just melted it into a nerpy puddle of chocolate. Girl to boy Hows Your Rosette Chocolate Bud? I don't Know it's pretty nerped or how is your Muffin? My Muffin is nerp!
3. when the boy jumped into the freezing cold water he realized that his penis had nerpability. Cold water shocked his penis to shrink into nothingness! YAIKES!
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an expletive usually used following an event that is either unexpected, awkward, cute or all three. Also is normally followed by laughter.
A kitten was playing with a Pringles can on a coffee table when it simultaneously dropped the can from the table and then fell into it.
Appropriate response:
"Nerp!...hahahahahahahaha"
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