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The best Emo band out there. They're the greatest and have amazing lyrics. I love them with all my heart<3
cause we dont believe in filler, baby if I could i'd sit this out..
-Failure by Design-
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The description of something (e.g. drugs, pussy, booze) being quite good.
"Awwwhhh boys, that gear was brand new!"
-You during a mid-life crisis
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When someone is still a virgin
Mike: is Kayla still a virgin?
Corey: yeah she told me and D she was brand new, fresh out the box
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Gods Balance Of Happiness to mankind After Justin Beiber got big.
in other words..Brand New is Pretty Much the shit
Drunk Dude: So you heard about that queer justin beiber that has pre Menstrual girls lovin his shitty music?
Drunk Woman: Have you heard about this band Brand New That is making Everyone that listens to them want to bow to Jesse Lacey?
Drunk Dude: Whos Jesse Lacey?
Drunk Woman: Gods other Son, and the singer/Guitarist of Brand New
Drunk Dude: O word, im gonna grab another beer and totally check that band out
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A woman who is sexually turned-out by another woman, then leaves her man to be with that woman.
Originator: Feloni
Yo chick is brand new if she hangs in titty-bars
Yo chick is brand new is she likes menojois toi
Yo chick is brand new if she likes to wear yo drawls
Yo chick is brand new if she leaves you fo a broad
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1. A band that proves that if you take a bunch of shit and throw it together, there are always people to love it. They gained popularity quickly when it became trendy to listen to shitty music that nobody cares about. Considered great songwriters by teenage girls everywhere thanks to pseudo "musicians" prasing them (they suck).
2. The reason for the fall of the Roman Empire
3. Music that traveled though time to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs.
4. A sound so terrible that all of the Justice League, The Avengers, and the Fellowship of the Ring would commit suicide if forced to do battle against it.
Person A: "Who is the shittiest band ever?"
Person B: "Well that would have to be Brand New."
"Today I discovered the cure for cancer, but I heard a song by Brand New and I realize that the human race is no longer worth it."
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