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New Britain High School

Also referred to by myself as well as others as "New Britain High Penitentiary". Students are required to wear their ID cards around their neck (with their picture on BOTH sides of the card). Some like to think of them more as mugshots than ID cards. Even though there is a dress code indicated in the handbooks given to every student, the girls at NBHS apparently have trouble reading and comprehending the English language, as they still insist on wearing mini skirts, midriffs, and very low-cut shirts (even the girls that have obvious weight problems). Many students and teachers claim that whenever they walk into certain parts of the school, they start feeling sick which is no doubt the effects of all the mold and dust around the building.
It's quite easy to skip a class without getting caught - all you have to do is hang out in the new wing where there are less guards (if any at all). If you're a short person, your chances of getting squashed or "stepped on" in the halls are very high since they tend to get very crowded. This also causes problems during fire drills. If there were really a serious fire in the school, a lot of the kids wouldn't make it out in time due to the amount of time it takes to get over 3,000 kids out of a three-story building.
Some students find it funny to squirt ketchup and mustard on the railings in the stairways and stand by and watch as people get it all over their hands. A day without at least one fight breaking out is a great accomplishment for NBHS, and so is a month without any lock-downs or bomb threats. When there is a food fight, more police cars show up at the school than when there's a bomb threat.

Therapist: "So what exactly are you here for?"

Client: "I go to New Britain High School."

Therapist: *spills coffee* "I can't help you. Go home."

by Shannon (aka "Penguin") September 23, 2007

119πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


New Rochelle High School

A high school located in New Rochelle, New York. This high school holds over 4,000 students and attracts some kids from the Bronx. "The high" brings Albert Leonard and the Issac Young Middle schools together as one. At this school it is very easy to succeed, if you stay above the influence. But there are a few dumbasses who decide to not care. People cut class to go to the McDonalds and Chicken Joe's.

NRHS has succesful sports teams. The football team is very good. The basketball is decent. Softball, soccer, and tenis teams are also good. However, the swim teams suck ass. The boy's team is basically ran by this one black kid who beats everyone.

At NRHS, the females usually have big behinds and smell nice. It's a common sight to see a guy going: "Look at that BOOTIE". At Freshman Friday, Freshman are thrown into the twin lakes while the upperclassmen laugh. NRHS is divirse with blacks, whites, hispanics, asians, indians, and even a few martians.

Ex. New Rochelle High School's swim team sucks compared to the great football team! That kid David is nice though.

-Yo Rob, We out to the high?

-Look at that DONK on the newslady's daughter.

by bigdaddydyyy September 9, 2011

129πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


new oxford high school

This is the last school in the Conewago Township school district. It consists of your basic groups. The jocks, preps, cheerleaders, gossips, emo’s, and out casts. There are significant amounts of gay students there. People like to smoke in the bathrooms because they can’t wait till they get home. They also like to skip class. And every now and then there’s the occasional sexting between teacher and student

Look there goes another student from New Oxford high school

by Yoooitsme04 March 4, 2019

17πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


New Prairie High School

A highschool in northern Indiana that is just getting remodeled, the school is filled with rude bitches and hoes. It is in the country so there is a lot of hillbillies and sluts. This is one of the most fakest highschools known. Only go there if you want to get into drama and deal with ugly fake ass bitches.

β€œNew Prairie High School is boring and horrible I hate it”

by goldendoodledoo February 10, 2019

14πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


New Egypt High School

An area with more farm boys then normal people.

That New Egypt high school kid is really bothering me.

by Cartii April 25, 2018


New Paltz middle School

A school in the a small town with a bunch of pot smoking hobos with there very own gay pride club. Kids in the school can change there names to things like Kit Jesse and other things. The school is a prison and the bathrooms are a juul hangout spot

U look like the New Paltz Middle School

by Griffin savage November 6, 2019

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


New Trier High School

New Trier Township High School is a temple of beauty and love, whereas its neighboring school, Loyola, are stout Catholics who are too short to pull their big heads out of their even bigger asses. New Trier's large community accepts people from any race or background for who they are. The inferior school, Loyola, is full of outcasts who can't humble themselves to fit in with the majority. They sleep with their teachers just so they can have a chance at being as successful as New Trier graduates.

Guy 1: Damn! Those New Trier High School boats kicked ass! I'm glad we were smart enough to back out of a one-on-one competition with them!!
Guy 2: What about those girls?? I think I just died and went to heaven!

by not a stuck-up bitch February 13, 2012

95πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž