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Newfie Shower

When there is no time for an actual shower. Apply cologne and deodorant.

Uh-oh. I don't have time to get ready for this dance. Oh well, I'll just get a Newfie Shower

by Daye. V. D. November 8, 2009

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Newfie fight

The Newfie fight is a fighting style used by people from Newfoundland that requires the looping of the left arm under the right in order to create a face mask with the left hand while the right is still used for punching. Very entertaining to watch if performed correctly.

The newfies fought valiantly with their newfie fighting style, although the use of only one hand and impaired vision was ultimately their demise.

by Debasser August 2, 2006

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goofie newfie

a person residing outside of Newfoundland who mistakes newfoundlanders for being goofie, or stupid in some way

WERE INTELLIGENT PEOPLE!

goofie newfie

Nathan, you're a GN!
NO IM NOT!

by SILLYFINLAY February 27, 2011

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Newfy stash

A large, bushy mustache common to men from Newfoundland.

Wow,my dad had a huge newfy stash in the 80's!

by Melancholicme July 26, 2010

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Italian Newfie

An Italian that originates from Sicily and lives in Canada. They are called Newfies because in Canada people from New Foundland (Newfies) come from an island, and are hard to understand. Sicilian immigrants living in Canada are called Italian Newfies because their accent and Dialect of Italian is hard to understand. Also they come from an island in Italy.

i can't understand that fucking newfie speaking. The only thing harder to understand is a fucking Italian Newfie speaking.

by V131RA.9 July 23, 2008

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Newfie Hooker Boots

A funny name for rubber boots due to the association of Newfoundland with wet weather.

It was so wet out on the trail I had to wear my newfie hooker boots.

by Privd1 September 21, 2009

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Newfie Lobster Dip

When a live lobster is clamped onto ones scrotum, then lowered into a pot of boiling water. Newfie Lobster Dip is a method of sex torture

Tonight's special at Torture Sluts Cove, half price Newfie Lobster Dip.
"man,,,,my sac is messed up from that Newfie Lobster Dip last night."

by StepOFFGeorge32 April 3, 2016