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A city surrounded by Irvine, Laguna, Huntington, and Costa Mesa. Newport has some pretty amazing beaches, parks, restaurants, and shopping centers. The people are not always too nice, but they aren't too bad. Everyone who lives in Newport, including myself, hates tourists... they're annoying. The houses are super expensive, and a lot of the people who live here got their money similarly to how Mitt Romney got his. Daddy gave it to him. Some people, though, worked really hard to live here... so we aren't all snobby assholes. All in all, Newport is a pretty cool city.
Newport Beach Citizen 1: "Daddy bought me a $10 million house!"
Newport Beach Citizen 2: "I worked my f*cking ass off to get a house here!"
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The tightest place in Orange County. Filled with rich people who are either crazy party animals or stuck up overly proper people who can be easily intimidated and taken advantage of.
I'm going to Newport Coast to turn a classy get together into a party revolution.
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Any rich snob from newport beach, orange county, california. Newport Trash are best identified by their Jaguars, Mercedes, BMWs, Benteley's or any expensive car, and their expensive watches and jewelry. They are real cookie-cutter America, and total suburbian.
Check out that guy in his Jag, with his Omega, He is so Newport Trash.
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small back-ass town in the middle of northeast "where the fuck exactly are we?!?" Vermont...
the town is comprised mostly of older retirees and people who never developed higher brain function past the 7th grade forcing them to work in shit jobs at factories around the local area for the rest of their lives.
Newport Vermont is the place where dreams go to die...
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Tea Made Using Cold Water As Opposed To Hot Water Which They Cannot Afford In Newport, South Wales Particularly The Malpas Area
Rob:You Want A Cup O Tea Yo
Bryan:Is It Warm?
Rob:Naa It's Newport Tea
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n. plural (sing. Mario, abbr. as simply "Marios")
Non-menthol Newport cigarettes, dubbed so do to their red box color and shorter stature relative to their taller, green Newport Luigi counterparts.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cig?"
Guy 2: 'Sure man, I just got a fresh pack of Newport Marios.'
Guy 1: "Aww, I LOVE Marios!"
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1 of the 7 urban cities of Virginia's Hampton Roads...Also known as Bad News for its high crime rate
Located North of Norfolk
Lets hit downtown Bad News after dark and get mugged!
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