that newness

of dissimilar origin and usually of superior quality
<sometimes referred to as dat newnew>

that blog is that newness

its dat new new

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new

A breast enhancement. A convenient way to refer to a woman's breast job.

Her chest looked new. In fact they look so new that the wrapper is still on them.

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# new

Classic English alphabet has 26 letters, but Urban Dictionary alphabet has 28 letters. How? They've just added two new letters into the alphabet: # and new. Unfortunatelly, nobody knows how to pronounce these.

I went to Browse option on Urban Dictionary and it showed me the alphabet + two additional letters: # new. So I've decided to search for them in UD.

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newe

Newe is another word for weed.

The drunk people had newe last night during the party.

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New

A not used thing

Joe: these shoes are new dawg dont step on them!!
Dawg: Ruff Translated from Mutt WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE

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News

noun (usually used ironically)

Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.

Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.

“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”

“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”

“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””

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is the new

A term that has grown from political correctness into a mehod to make the 'old lame' into 'new and cool'.

Grampa: I am so old!
Grandson: Come on, Gramps. 80 is the new 60.
Grampa: I wear a diaper and I'm blind!
Grandson: Ya' look great, though.

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