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in november you have to try to go the whole month without nicotine
bro have you heard of no nicotine november
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One who is constantly in search of a cigarette; an eRoe.
"you are such a nicotine shark"
When you cannot find your vape/e-cig so you frantically search in your immediate vicinity
“Is he having a seizure”
“Nah, he lost his vape. He’s doing the nicotine shuffle”
A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.
Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart
looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
What cigarettes really are, just a grown up version of a pacifier.
John went on break, he needed to suck on his nicotine pacifier.
A nicotine fiend is a person who consumes overly excessive amount of nicotine in their daily lives.
The levels of consumption are ridiculous when compared to your average smoker.
Person 1: Bro! Come over here, Person 2 is smoking five cigs out of his mouth and both nostrils all at the same time.
Person 3: Wow! He is such a nicotine fiend. Wait for me!
The dangerous trend of dipping the filter of your cigarette in brown gravy. Upon inhaling the gravy-flavored smoke, a intense sensation of euphoria is said to ensue. Besides the obvious dangers of cancer, emphysema, heart attack and high cholesterol, other hazards are know to result. Most notably, going crazy, eating fruit that doesn't exist, and in women lazy-eye(usually the left) and looking Israeli.
*NOTE*- Never attempt this using white gravy. It will invariably result in an irreversible case of Automatic Bizooty and in some severe cases death.
Ram: "I've been seeing Toni for two weeks now, and I must say, her miracles amaze me."
Jam: "Who?"
Ram: "Toni."
Jam: "Who's that?"
Ram: "Haven't you paid attention? I brought her to the party last week. The Israeli looking chick."
Jam: "Oh, the dumpster fire with the lazy left eye? I couldn't tell who she was looking at."
Ram: "Not cool. She used to have a Nicotine And Gravy addiction."
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