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Hand

In human females, a nail support.
In human males, a nut scratcher.
In drunk humans, a cup holder.

In humans in general, antonym of foot.
In non-human primates, synonym of foot.

"Dude, you're sitting on my hand"
"Shut up, I know."

by Fosterpython January 8, 2009

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Handful

Rough unit of measurement for the female breast. Often utilized when proposing the cutoff point at which larger breasts should no longer be considered more desirable than smaller ones - the ideal between too small and too large. There are three main schools of thought: that more than a handful (an apple) is a waste, that more than two handfuls (a cantaloupe) is a waste, or that more than three handfuls (a melon) is a waste.

-More than a handful is a waste. Any bigger, and they're less perky, and get saggy with age.
-Nah, too small. The best tits have you cumming buckets when you fuck them, but aren't so big that they're much longer than they are wide. Two handfuls is perfect.
-If I can't completely smother my dick between a pair of tits, they're too small. Three handfuls is best.

by JasperDee August 19, 2010

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hand

Control in a relationship

Ramone has hand in his relationship. That bitch does whatever he says.

by Fancypants July 1, 2003

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Hands

A word used to describe how much a girl CATCHES the BALLS of the jocks on the football team

guy 1: Should i go for that blonde

guy 2: Yea she has a great set of hands

guy 1: Then she wont mind when i throw my balls her way

by Jock059 January 7, 2010

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Hand

Many a young mans' sex tool...

"It's just me and my hand tonight... Where's the lotion?..."

by Trevor Anderson January 19, 2005

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hand

a substitute for sex used in masturbation

gettin with my hand tonite

by handnhand December 4, 2004

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Hands

To harm, threaten, scare, or brutally maim someone using only your Hands.

"Yo you hear about jeff?"
"Yeah someone gave him the hands big time."

"Nigga Please, I Will you the hands"

"If you dont shut your mouth. I will give you the hands"

by Icantstopbleeding November 11, 2011

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