Can't relate

Sister jeffree star made this a thing. Jus say it when you simply can't relate
Period.

"I can't afford that!" "Can't relate."

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so relatable

Imagine someone tells you something and you don`t know what you say. That`s what you say.

"I was masturbating and came just as my mother entered the room. I ended up coming all over her."
"So relatable."

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Elbow relation

A distant relation, like a cousin-in-law.

"Do you know Jane?"
"Not very well, she's an elbow relation to me"

Ramsey Related

The stand of Mr. Ramsey.
It can stop time and make 1 hour feel like 4 years.

Student: JOTARO! THE POWER OF RAMSEY RELATED IS TO STOP TIM-
Ramsey: Time for related... ZA WARUDO!!

gymnasts relate

A really fun and funny instagram page that basically every gymnast follows. It’s run by Carrie Ebbin, A really cool 16 year old girl and has over 340,000 followers.

You should follow gymnasts relate on instagram!

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cock relation

a person who is related to you by marriage

my sister in law is a cock relation

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Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

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