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The act of mid-day sex prescribed to induce a power nap.
My wife is home and I have a long lunch so I think I'll take a Power Nooner.
n. A person with whom you share sexual relations, specifically during your lunch hour.
"You're not stressed anymore! What did you have for lunch?"
"A Nooner-Buddy"
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It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.
Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!
To have sexual relations (midday-ish) on or in proximity to a green circle rated ski slope
My wife and I pulled aside for a nooner on Giggles when our kids were shredding it with the ski instructor elsewhere
Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm
(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)
A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!
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A word cheaters use in Bananagrams when they have too many vowels and don't want to take the trade-in penalty.
I drew too many vowels, and so now e-nooner is a word - it's like a nooner ... but online.
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When you do such a dank whoolie on your motorcycle that the front tire point straight up hence “nooner”
Kyle - “I busted a mega dank nooner right by that cop and as soon as he lit me up I dropped a gear and dusted his ass”
Tod - “sure dude, now can you finish your work you’re still on the clock”