Nort

Short for Norton Antivirus, aka computers, aka nerd, aka nort.
A word used for describing those of the most nortious manner;

The nerdiest nerd: Does encapsulate, but not limited to: gamer, book worm, school nerd, librarian, computer wiz, know it all, etc.

"I know pie to 637 digits"
"You're such a nort"
"Does not compute!"
"Nort"

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Nort

(British)

1.

0, Zero, Nothing, Nort.

2.

The sphincter, which resembles a '0'.

3.

(Perjorative/Slur)
A dislikable idiot. Comparative to an arsehole, only more foolish and less self-aware.

1. 'I came all this way for nort'
2. "Ouch, that hit me right in the nort"
3. "Trump suggested injecting disinfectant to cure Coronavirus. He's such a nort"

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norts

tity hardons

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Nort

An absolute idiot of a human being, cannot do anything right

Nick is a real nort, did hear his new song?? Total nort work

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Nort

The feeling of feeling nothing.

"Its not that I'm sad... I'm nort"

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Norted

Accidentally catching food that fell out of a person's mouth or ass

Bro she just got norted

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nit nort

A silly person or a person doing something really stupid. This is a cleaner choice word or slang term than jerk, retard, retarded, or asshole. Not to be confused with nigger or nigga, which no one on earth should ever use.

Only a nit nort would drive and watch tv or text at the same time.

Janet got drunk the night before her final exam for college.
What a nit nort.