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Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.
Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."
A lift where you take a barbell off the floor and lift it to a position just above the shoulders. Often followed by the "jerk" where you then lift the barbell over your head.
Karen: "Sweetie, can you help me wash these dishes?"
Tom: "No. Grab me another beer."
Karen: "You know, it would be nice if you helped me clean once in awhile. I can't even remember the last time you cleaned anything."
Tom: "Bitch I cleaned 200 pounds at the gym last night. When's the last time you cleaned that much?"
Karen: "Well, never, but..."
Tom: "But, but, but...SHUT UP! And get me that beer, now, woman!"
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1. Not dirty.
2. Not having any STDS/STIs and/or sexual related illnesses.
3. Having stopped taking a certain drug or stopped self-harming for a number of days.
1. The dishes are clean because I just washed them.
2. Before we did the dirty, I had to make sure he was clean so I didn't get any STDs or STIs.
3. I'm 48 days clean and have stopped doing both drugs and cutting.
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The act of shutting the f@$% up, screwing the f@$% off, etc. Only truly cool kids say this.
This light needs to f@$%ing clean it!", or "Yo, clean it, Murph!"
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the smell of a guy when they've just gotten out of a shower
mm, don't you just love that clean smell on the new guy?
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To perform a stunt perfectly while involved in an extreme sport such as mountain biking, skiing, snowboarding, etc.
Bro! I just totally cleaned that double! I thought I was gonna biff and splatter my brains all over the pavement!
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what you better be doing right now (if you're a woman).
get back to your cleaning before i assert my pimp hand, woman!
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