Dating

When you have been going on romantic encounters with a certain person for some time and he has yet to ask you to be his girlfriend because he is a wuss. An unofficial couple.

Gosh, We have been dating for 3 weeks already, he is such a wuss.

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Dated

1: Something that is past it's prime or popularity. Out of style.
2: Used when saying someone you formerly dated.

1: Leggings are so dated.
2: Chelsea dated Matt for two years, until she cheated and he broke up with her.

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Date

Going to the movies and getting those special 2 person seats.

Man: Would you like to go to the movies? We can get the comfy 2 person seats!! 😛😛

Female: Consider it a date!!

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dating

1)a courting process between the male and female, male and male and female and female of the species commonly known as humans
2)a way to 'get some'regulary

Mary-Sue and Frank had been dating only 3 weeks when they discovered that their identical last name was no coincidence at all...

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dating

n. a form of prostitution in which sex is paid for in installments rather than all at once.

Dating Karen is great, if I buy her two more dinners, she'll let me touch her boob.

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not-date

a date-like activity or activities (i.e. movies, dinner) performed by a guy and a girl together, who have no interest in each other and no intent to date. These activities are performed strictly as friends, although these not-dates can be segues into the awkward phase before actual dating commences.

For other people, distinguishing between a date and a not-date is difficult, if not impossible. Thus, those who are on a not-date are often confused by other people that they are dating or vice versa.

In the base metaphor, a not-date is the equivalent of sitting in the bleachers and watching the game.

Ex. 1:
Ryan: "So then Claire and I went to dinner and then watched a movie at my place."
Jake: "All right! So did you hit that?"
Ryan: "Hell no. It was a not-date."

Ex. 2:
(at a restaurant)
Waiter: "Okay, you're total's going to be $23.44."
Jimmy: "Can you make those two separate orders?"
Waiter: "Sorry about that, I thought that you were on a date."
Jimmy: "No, we're friends. This is a not-date."

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DATE

When a girl wants D- dick, A- at, T- the,

E-end. DATE means dick at the end😂!

Keisha wanted a DATE from Johnny. Keisha got her DATE she wanted.

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