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there a race so powerful they could kill you without dying or make you feel bliss.
they come in different forms
1.money grabber
takes cash out of your heart and doesnt care as much for feelings.
2.why am i with her
the ugly, bad tempered, careless, all time drawback.
3.just looks
stuning as miss world but inside as ugly as the beast himself.
4.miss perfect
caring, kind, prety, loving, doesnt ask for much.
my girlfriend is everything i have ever wanted in a form.
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A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.
Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.
A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."
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If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below
Fuck you you will me single forever
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A semi-supernatural being that is capable of massive blood loss and nearly always knows what your next move is going to be. Some of the best girlfriends have been recognized as demi-gods. This is someone you want as an ally.
Lucas's girlfriend once showed me how to set Sandra's hair on fire.
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A beautiful creature that some dudes dream of having but never will.
Mike: Yo, where's your girlfriend?
Tito: STFU nigguh you know I ain't got one.
Mike: LMAO...fucking loser.
Tito: Word.
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What millions of perverts are looking for on Neopets and various other sites originally intended for pre-pubescent audiences.
"I need a girlfriend, hey sweetychik1990 will u be my gf"
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A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.
"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend
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