Urban Novel

Ur·ban No·vel (ur-buhn nov-uhl)noun - When someone uses urbandictionary to further their own agenda. Usually this entails writting multiple paragraph "definitions" that actually pertain to the authors life and their "turmoils". Most are boring and included little information except insight as to how bored, lonely, and/or ignorant the author truly is.

-Dude did you read that urbandictionary 'article' on soccer moms?
-Yeah what a bitch. Why doesn't she just write that down on a garbage bag so she could be efficient and take it where it belongs...
-Does she want a fucking Pulitzer for her urban novel or what?!

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Novel-wa

Books brought over to USA from Japan that companies think people, mainly weeaboos, would like, just because it is Japanese.

I heard about novel-wa's from Manga Pulse.

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Graffiti Novel

A comic book without Superheros, commonly written as a personal struggle story from the perception of underdog protagonist, often with religious or political undertones.

It is existential art. You will know it when you see it. Graffiti Novels are essentially a "Blanksy" piece, but written and illustrated.

novell

Unfortunately, a widely used networking layer. Humourous because the use of the username 'Novell' will often allow access to any network.

At school, we log in with "Novell".

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Romance novel

1. Literary porn.
2. Garbage.

I read a romantic novel and whacked off.

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Facebook Novel

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.

Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.

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Graphic Novel

"Graphic Novel" is basically a comic book. Graphic Novel is the term mainly used by adults to make comics seem less childish

Person A - You like the Sin City graphic novels?
Person B - Dunno I just watched the movie!

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