nub

A very small penis.

"Hey you have such a nub."

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nub

if you have to look it up you are one

you




stfu and gtfo nub

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nub

ACTUAL DEFINITION:
A small lump.

Oww, there's a nub on my head.

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nub

A word used by fucking morons.

"That guy is a nub" Although if he ever saw me in reality he'd beat my ass with a bottle of syrup

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nub

The real meaning of nub is a person that had a stub for an arm or foot but then realized they could touch with it. It burns so much to be touched by the nub and it really burns when it is cracked on your head! All bow down to the people with the nubs or DIE!!!

O MY GOD the nub is on a nubbing rampage. RUN!

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nub

You. You are a nub for looking this up. A nub is not a noob (hah, classic nub thinking they are the same). A noob is someone who is new to something (a newbie), and thus inexperienced and often bad at it. A nub, on the other hand, is someone who has experience in something but is still terribad at it. Nub-ness applies to all aspects of life; encompassing one's knowledge, skills and even their views.

1.
Burridge: I brought tacos.
Heman: Mexican night was last week, nub!
2.
Felix: MAN! Coca Cola Cherry is like the same as Dr Pepper! I love it!
Roger: You are such a nub it disgusts me.

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nub

A light-hearted variation of the word noob. Not to be confused with; noob, n00b or newb. This is a word used to best described a person who is not fully a noob, but is prone to making stupid mistakes. Can also be used as a way to condescend a weak player in a competitive game.

Instance 1:

nub: "Dammit dude, i was making this sickass map in minecraft, and i accidentally closed it out..."

otherguy: "lol nub."
Instance 2:

nub: "LoL dude, I almost killed you there. You so got me!"

pwnr: "... -.-. whatever nub, just fuckin play and stfu"

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