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i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs

i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
AHHH

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020

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Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

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Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐

Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭

by 😵‍💫ThatDizzyGuy😵‍💫 April 19, 2022

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Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 9, 2022

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Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.

Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 April 20, 2022

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Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024