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Headbutting your wife when she accuses you of cheating after finding condoms you don't use with her inside your vehicle.
Mr. "Eight Five" Ocho Cinco'd his wife when she found a package of Trojans in his Smart car.
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Name of a fictional Mexican Wrestler used in sketches on the TV show Somethin' Suave' Theater.
The villiage is safe thanks to Ocho Cinco.
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An unassuming professional businessman, usually straight and married, that sneaks away from the office during the typical 8 to 5 work day for anonymous gay sex. After meeting men for sex during the day in restrooms, parks, or rest areas, they return to their normal life and family in the evening.
Sen. Larry Craig
EXAMPLE 1
Person A: "Last week while on vacation, we stopped at a rest area and I got a foot tap from this Ocho Cinco while I taking a dump."
Person B: "Was it Larry Craig?"
Person A: "Could have been...but this guy had nicer shoes.
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1: "Dude...did I tell you about last week when I was walking my dog?"
Person 2: "No! What happened?"
Person 1: "There was this dude out at the park who was walking through the woods in his suit. Why would a guy in a suit be trolling through the woods?"
Person 2: "Trolling is the right word for it...he's a total Ocho Cinco."
Person 1: "Ocho Cinco?"
Person 2: "Yeah...a dude that should be at work---8 to 5 (Ocho to Cinco), instead he's out in the woods getting a blow job from some random dude."
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An older, creepy, unattractive man, usually overweight with a lot of body hair that cruises rest areas or truck stops looking for anal/bottom sex instead of being at work between the typcial hours of 8AM and 5 PM.
Truck Driver 1: "Hey Red-Rider, what's your 10-20?"
Truck Driver 2: "I'm 'bout 3 miles from the rest area off of I-95 just south of Springfield"
Truck Driver 1: "Ya'all should pull in there and take a break there's an Ocho Cinco hanging out there right now that made it worth the stop."
Truck Driver 2: "10-4 on that...I think I'll be dropping off my load before I get to my final destination."
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Chad Johnson's fake name. The apex of faggotry. Ultimate gayness. .::Check Bengals website for the jerseys where throwing away on his salary::. Help pay our debt.
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The impressive feat of masturbating 8 times in 4 hours.
"Bro, I'm gonna do the Grande Ocho tonight!" "Yeah right man, that shit's impossible, you better have some dank-ass porn."
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masturbating 8 times in one day, one of the ultimate manly stamina and endurance challenges
Man, Anthony totally was achieving the ocho the day before school started again. What a fuckin boss.