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This happens a lot to Americans who come on holiday in Australia, because we drive on the left and walk on the left of the footpath (sidewalk). Our first reaction is to dodge left when Americans' is to dodge right.
Local: "I just had a pedestrian face-off with another stupid yank."
Returned ex-pat: "They're not stupid, mate, they're just different."
Local: "Well, they fully talk stupid!"
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SOYF - Stay Off Your Face
Stay Off Your Face - SOYF:
SOYF is a term coined the voice of skateboarding and host of The HOLLYWOOD Summit Show, (Morgan "HOLLYWOOD" Monroe) and picked up by the international extreme sports community.
PHRASE FOR:
Be safe
Take care and goodbye for now
Have a safe trip home
Regular Common:
Good Bye
Bye
Best regards
See you
Take care
Until Next Time
Be safe
Tom:
Ok dude, I got to go.
Morgan:
All right man "SOYF - Stay Off Your Face" .
WORD HISTORY:
At the end of every HOLLYWOOD Summit Show Morgan "HOLLYWOOD" Monroe would say "Have a great day, will see you soon and "Stay Off Your Face". He later added it every departure as a goodbye. To making it shorter HOLLYWOOD used the first letters of each word making the goodbye phrase "S.O.Y.F." or "SOYF".
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An obese caucasian male who considers himself part of a clic a.k.a. "We'm" whom consistently borrows money from in debt individuals that are never paid back on promised date. One who gossips about sleeping with some attractive latino women, but in actuality doesn't. No matter where you see or hear about him, he's always chowing down on some Wendy's or McDonalds. Has a Shrek-a-like shapped body where his back is well over 36 inches in diameter and everlastingly mis-matches undershirt, shoes, and belt with outfit.
Phone Call
Dale: "Hello"
Fred: "Yo FatBoy Face-Off what you eating".
CONVERSATION
Bart: Yo man so what's the deal".
Art: I dunno man what's the deal".
Bart: " Face-off Face-Off".
CONVERSATION
Sam: "Wuz good fatboy".
Nick: "Man I don't appreciate it you calling that".
Sam: "Why man".
Nick: "Cuz I Know I'm fat So you know".
STARTS CRYING
Sam: "Shut up bitch".
Nick Argues
Sam: " Shut the fuck up Fatboy-Faceoff".
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To Make out, to kiss passionately. A form of foreplay.
Girl: I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna rip face off of him!
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When someone is having a Face Off and you step in and shout COMBO BREAKER!!! thus stopping the face off.
"These guys got in a Face Off and I executed the perfect Face Off Breaker. Then I got maced in the face."
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The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.
Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.
“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “
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If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.
A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"
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