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To quickly do an unpleasant job to avoid prolonging the agony
I know you dont wanna tell her but sometimes you gotta rip off the bandaid...
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This is a phenomenon that occurs frequently during football games played by the Baltimore Ravens. Mysteriously, during games, particularly during close games, penalties occur which are seen by no one else but the league officials on the field. These penalties occur at critical times during the game and always go against Baltimore.
Any complaint or protest against these penalties is met with a smug and sanctimonious lecture from the league and/or fans of the opposing team. Media types occasionally notice this phenomenon, but some actually are in on the conspiracy. The few who have the courage to speak the truth are generally ignored or accused of being delusional. Thus, the lies and dishonesty are allowed to continue unabated.
And Pittsburgh gets another first down! That holding penalty against the Ravens must have happened really fast, because nobody saw it...wow, those officials have sharp eyes! Unless, of course, this is a Raven Rip-Off, but we're not supposed to talk about that.
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1) To cause either violence or destruction; mayhem, confusion.
2) To commit arson.
Peter: “Have you seen that episode of “The Office”, when the beat farmer, Dwight, pulls out a Molotov cocktail from the back of Michael Scott’s car?”
Tessa: “Yea, I think he was trying to rip off a Carrie with that.”
When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.
Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
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noun (pronounced AYE VEE JEE ENN RIP OFF) Irate gamer
The irate gamer is an avgn rip off.
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A low level con artist, does small money jobs. may move up to a Con artist in time. Rip off artists are commonly found in High schools or inner city slums.
Jack the rip off artist
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Someone who appears more beautiful on his/her facebook profile picture than they are in reality.
Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!
Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.