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to take an extreme shit. then after the event, a family is offended by the resulting odor
i'm going home to offend the family
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1. A sex offender is a person who has been criminally charged and convicted of, or has pled guilty to, a sex crime. A crime requiring mandatory sex offender registration can be anywhere from downloading pornographic material of persons under the age of 18 off the internet (child pornography) to rape and even non sexual offenses such as kidnapping, may require registration. The term sexual offender is a broad term, with sexual predator being used to describe a more severe physical or repeat sexual offense. Sexual offenders are also sometimes classified into levels, where the highest level offenders have the most aggravating crimes and thus, the most risk to the public and usually must register as a sex offender for their entire lives. Low level sexual offenders may serve only a probationary sentence and only register for 10 years as well as having less restrictions placed on them compared to higher lever offenders. As a label of identity it is used in criminal psychology. Especially in the United States and the United Kingdom, the person, if convicted, is most likely required to register with the respective jurisdiction's sex offender registry.
2. Somebody who, simply enough, has sex with small children and animals.
1. Did you see on the news that there's a sex offender on the loose in the area?
2. Nate, AKA YourMom in online communities, along with Joshua, AKA Jesta/Jester/Demented Jester in the same online communities, recently declared themselves as SEX OFFENDERs via the vBulletin hack/plugin "Staff Titles".
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An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.
Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.
Someone who is registered as being a flex offender. A person who feels the need to flex on everything they do.
“Aye cuh, we finna go toes?? Cuz you already know I’m a registered Flex Offender.”
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Someone who knowingly has the STD, Herpes, and repeatedly has sexual intercourse with unknowing suspects.
I'd stay away from Jamie if I was you, he's a total herpetual offender!
The act of having anal sex with a female two or more times in a night.
Tashera came over last night and I gave her the Repeat Offender!
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A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.
Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.
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