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Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?
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A competition of physical strength involving two lifts: the Clean & Jerk and the Snatch.
Note:
Powerlifting is not the same as Olympic Lifting.
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An ongoing competition to take the most original and awe-inspiring selfie. This often involves using various props, costumes, furniture, and an impressive array of poses in front of the bathroom mirror.
Person A: Ayo why the fuck are you wearing that snuggie, and what is the easy bake oven doing in the bathroom Josh?!
Person B: Shut up, I'm about to win the Selfie Olympics!
Person B: Yo, did you see that selfie Big Sean just took? He's definitely a contender in the Selfie Olympics.
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The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.
The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.
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It is an important event of games organized within an office to compete with co-workers. This usually happens when employees die of boredom. The games includes but are not limited to: desk jump, office chair battle, cubicle hurdles, chairiot race, trash can jumping, coffee cup race and more...
The boss is not in the office! But we are bored, let's play the office Olympics.
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1) series of drinking games. The winning of which is a great accomplishment.
2) when somebody is drunk all the time. They drink until they pass out and when they wake up they open another drink and do it all agian.
1) The Pi Betta Slutta sorority overcame some major competition and won the annual Beer Olympics. This victory resulted in a trophy, bragging rights, and several positive pregancy tests in the next few weeks.
2) Ever since Billy fell into deep depression he started basically just doing the beer olympics every day. It's sad to see but at least I know what to get him for christmas... a big case of brew!
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Ballbag Olympics is a catch-all term given to any non-sexual game involving exposing one's ballbag.
This usually involves tugging one's ballbag out through the fly of one's trousers (just the scrotal skin or one or both testes) whilst in an environment not usually associated with ball sac exposure - ie. A pub, the Grand National, a car park in Runcorn, etc.
These "ball-games" include, but are not limited to:
* Ballbag golf - Basic golf, but the person with the worst score exposes their ballbag for the duration of the next hole
* Touch - A game usually played whilst under the influence of alcohol in pubs or nightclubs which involves getting one's ballbag out and "touching" it against an unsuspecting friend or, if you are feeling brave, stranger and having a third person take a photo. One point for each successful touch without the "touchee" noticing
* Background Ballbag - In which whenever you see someone about to take a photo, you whip out the old ballbag and get yourself in the background.
Carl: I feel like getting wrecked tonight Pagey, let's have a couple of schlagnogs before we go out
Pagey: Yeah, fuckin hell let's do it, let's get fuckin ballbag olympics on t'go an 'all!
Carl: I'm gonna get me old ballbag out and rest it on Jim's shoulder!
Pagey: I'm gonna rock down to electric avenue wi' me ballbag out you, daft nignog. I'm starting ballbag olympics early - take a look at this bastard!
Carl: Fuckin 'ell!