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Omegle

A website where you can text chat or video chat with another stranger. You can find a wide variety of horny men, sluts, whores, man whores, and crackheads. Occasionally you will come across horny men who ask you to show them your thong, your ass, your boobs, and your whole naked body and you will win a "special prize" at the end.
Most times you will run into a man waving his dick around the camera, but very rarely you will run into a man waving his dick around, and then it explodes with cum.

Whore on omegle: *shows boobs*
Horny guy: Oohhhhhh yeah, now do a full strip for me.
Whore on omegle: Mmmmm, sure, hun.
Horny guy: yum yum.

by KissMyAss99 February 18, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

A site where lonely guys like to masturbate on camera

Jim went on Omegle to talk to strangers but instead was traumatized by all the old men dicks

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

1. you go there to find some hot chicks to jerk off to, but you only find other guys jerking off

2. you go there to talk to regular people about normal things, but you only find guys trying to jerk off

Computer: you are now talking with a random stranger on Omegle.com

guy one: ASL
guy two: is that your dick on the webcam?

Computer: your chat session has ended

by holeman1 March 8, 2014

15๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

"Horny" strangers going on a website to cyber.

1/20 tries to get a "normal" non-horny person.

Omegle Convo:

Stranger: horny?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

More..

Me: Hey look at the convo that I had on omegle *sends above*
Friend: Wait.. You aren't? Why'd you sign on then.
Me: ...

by StrangerDanger2432 May 16, 2010

60๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

99๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

A place for TUMBLR people to get new followers and to piss off Omegle people off with "HNNG"

Piss off OMEGLE PEople:
you: HNNG?
stranger: another one
stranger: fuck OFF!

Tumblr People:
YOu: HNNG?
stranger: HNND :D
You: anthonyx.tumblr.com
stranger: janetxjoy.tumblr.com

by JOEY231546/ May 17, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Omegle

A website for homework help. Just start a new chat, type M for math or F for Physics and then type your grade/year, a helper will be on their way soon!

You: Can you help me with this question?
Friend: No sorry Im having trouble too but i went on omegle and this guy helped me out

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 14, 2020

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