todd

todd-s, todd-ed, todd-ing
- to flake out on a commitment, more often to flake out without any notification or explanation after the fact.
- to promise attendance or participation, knowing full well you will not be doing so.
- other variations, commonly used in Texas: toddle, todd-s, todd-ed, toddl-ing

"I can't believe he todded us again!" "That was a pretty bad todding." "I just know he's going to toddle us this weekend at the lake."

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Todd

Circumference of the earth.....might like men and or kids

Todd: licks a kid
Brendan: shoots Todd in the foot

Todd: fuck you
Brendan: ur fat

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Todd

A fictional character who banged every hot chick from 2007-2012

Todd fucked her.

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Todd

Todd’s seem to be great at first. When you you truly get to know them you will realize they are all ass holes. They act funny and think they are funny, but in reality they are extremely annoying. They put up a good front and look really well put together. This is to hind the fact they have tiny penises. If you meet a Todd run!

Girl 1: Did you meet Todd?
Girl 2: I almost did, but I ran away.

Girl 1: Good, he was a cocky dick!

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Todd

A Todd is a unique, somewhat awkward, odd duck of a boy. He’s usually a geek, but is still cute in his own way. Todd’s aren’t very good at social interaction (but this can be blamed on that they were most likely homeschooled). Their only form of contact is probably google hangouts and they’re the kind of guy who will continue on a dead conversation after 5 days of leaving you on read. You’ll somehow develop a small, unexplainable crush on Todd, even though your only interaction with him has been awkward eye contact and a few short lived conversations. Mostly it’s just a friendship crush where you want to be his BFFL because he’s just so gosh darn adorable.

Friend: Did you talk to him at the game?

Me: No. We just made awkward eye contact. He’s such a Todd.

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Todd

Todd is such a douchebag. He is horribly mean to everything and he wants to pick fights with everyone. Known to have anger issues. He is incredibly controlling and has a microscopic penis

Kayla: Todd is so mean! He won’t let me do anything and he picks fights with everyone I talk to!

Alyssa: awe wtf! You can do better

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TODD

LIKES CHEESE

SOMEONE: DID YOU SE THAT GUY SHOWEL DOWN CHEESE!!?

SOMEONELSE: YEAH THAT IS TODD

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