Over my dead body

If you say something happens over your dead body, you mean that you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening.

John: i wana bang your sister, honey!

Wife: (pissed) over my dead body, remf!

John: (thinks) well, I couldn't have described your body better...

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My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

Rape.

My mind's telling me no, but my body is telling me yes

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A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

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After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

@JUSTJOOO

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy

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Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.

Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.

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Your body, my choice.

A play on the pro-choice slogan "My body, my choice." While it has existed since at least 2018, the phrase went viral in November 2024 after political commentator Nick Fuentes posted it on X in response to Donald Trump's victory in the 2024 US presidential election. Fuentes's post was viewed over 90 million times and the phrase saw wide usage on X, Facebook, Reddit, and TikTok, as well as high school and college campuses.

I saw a girl complaining about the election on TikTok and the comments were full of guys saying "Your body, my choice."

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