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falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.
The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself
backing a car into a lawn and burning out untill two trenches are left where the wheels had turned over.
we went out and lawn trenched this old guys yard.
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Crap on the lawn that you step on and then you smear it on the grass for 20 minutes getting it off your shoes this smear is lawn Braun And it stinks Worse than when you stepped on it
This idiot stepped On crap and making lawn Braun now he’s smearing it on the courthouse lawn for an extra 20 minutes
A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.
Candace got a mowed lawn today.
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The act of ejaculating on the pubic hairs of another person
When Tom was about ready to ejaculate, he pulled out and gave Samantha a frosted lawn.
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a small patch of grass in front of a building or house, usually cut off from the rest of a lawn by sidewalk. Possibly called such because you could maybe fit one small tree there. similar to devil strip
a)"Yeah, that old couch is trashed. Put it out on the tree lawn, maybe someone will take it. Otherwise the garbage guys will probably pick it up."
b)"I almost forgot to mow the tree lawn."
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Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
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