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(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM
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The most beautiful loving person in the world. She will do anything for her kids and will never give up no matter the circumstances. A mom is stronger then anyone else. She'll tough it out and be there through thick and thin. She's the best person in a childs life. Sometimes you'll get in a fight with her, but she'll always forgive you. She is the true definition of beauty.
Kid: I hate you!
Mom: I love you
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she has the finest ass this side of the mississippi
"Dude, will's mom has a sweet ass! I'd tap it." says Mike
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The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.
878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345
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m=made
o=of
m=money
mom: do you think im made of money?
kid: isn't that what mom stands for?
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a common joke that teenagers use when they are too lame to come up with any other comeback.
man 1: Dude! you're so lame!
man 2: you're mom is lame.
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