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A wonderful material that equates power and high social status, forged from denim
Hey, i think i will use my money to get a higher social class and some food.
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Something that nobody seems to have.
Joe: Hello Bill, do you have any money?
Bill: No, what's that?
Joe: I don't know. I was trying to find out from you!
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the reason paris hilton is famous
paris hilton has too much goddamn money
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A tool used to get what you want, when you want it
Ex. Celebrities
Celebrity: I told you I wanted my frappuccino with whipped cream; I don't pay you to sit around and do nothing.
Assistant: I'm sorry, I'll get the right one, and I just want it to be known that you don't pay me at all.
Celebrity: Did I ask for a moral, NO, so get me my FRAPPUCHINO
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I like Jesus, but only when I get money for liking him.
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the stuff you put in a thong at the club
Do you have any money the stripper is getting mad.
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A way to get humans to perform constructive (or sometimes destructive)tasks.
I used a whole lot of money to get that man to fix my house, but the same amount of money was used to persuade that man to break into Zale's and steal those diamonds for me.
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