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The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".
I was phoning that hot crowdsurfer at the concert yesterday.
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Used as a verb. Many people replace it with "call or calling".
I am going to phone the post office.
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When someone is in enough pain from any non-life threatening ailment, where they can't sit comfortably in a chair. They keep wiggling and slurking...eventually settling in a position with a head tilted to the side...as if they are on the phone...
I pulled up a chair so my wife would play me in Madden 95(All-Madden vs. Jets). I looked-over at her at halftime and saw that due to her increasing abdominal pain, she was on the phone, so we had to quit.
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A slang term me and my friends created to tell someone to look at a girl's ass without her knowing.
"Yo dude check your phone"
"I know man that's a nice phone"
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A mechanical parasite that allows introverts to artificially engage with the world around them. Unfortunately, this device has taken over the world, and 999/1000 report phone addiction.
You know Brittany? She's addicted to her phone.
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When a hot girl takes her phone out of her pocket and pretends to start talking to someone on the other end, when they see a boy she knows fancies them, but they dont feel the same way about the guy!
Boy1: So you seen anything of that hot new girl yet?
Boy2: Yeah i saw her in the hall walking towards me, i was going to ask her out for a drink at the weekend, but she gave me "The phone" and blanked me as soon as she saw me!
Boy1: Ouch! I bet that hurts!
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Literal - To present something, whether an idea, project, product, etc. by way of a phone call, rather than in person.
Used to describe a lazy or uninspired attempt.
Minimal effort.
Kate: "God what an ass."
Bill: "No kidding, I can't believe what Joe's saying!"
Steve: "n00b!!!1!"
Bill: "Way to 'phone it in' Steve..."
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