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tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 10, 2005

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tits

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

by Ezekiel Calhoun November 28, 2010

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as tits

A suffix used to add emphasis to something, it can related to absolutely any situation.

Zach: "you did you see that bitch?"
Keegan: "yeah man she was hot as tits"

Jesse: "that bitch i ate out last night was fishy as tits"

by Biggz89 June 27, 2008

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Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003

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tits

tits are playthings.

oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits

by JoyThief January 26, 2007

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The Tits

A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...

Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.

"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 26, 2005

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Tits

A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.

God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.

Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.

God: TITS!!!

*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*

Adam: Whatever you desire sir!

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

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