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A special technique often used by the asian community, it's when a man has to use a speedy and constant thrust with his one inch penis.
Dong: where's my mom
Ding: that girl was lovin me after my hurricane of one inch punches
Dong: awww messed up
Ding: ha ha ha
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Ignore the Bruce Lee fanboy JediAndi. He's only correct about one thing: the one inch punch is a punch from 1 inch away, and it's devastating.
Bruce Lee did NOT invent it. He stole it from Wing Chun, the basis of his Jeet Kune Do (again, not a martial art, a martial PHILOSOPHY). He also never learned it properly. His version sent the opponent back a few feet. Bruce Lee only knew that way. The REAL Wing Chun version (I take Wing Chun, by the way), cracks the opponent's sternum in half, and they don't fly back, they usually fall down right on the spot, and unless proper medical attention is seeked, they will die a slow, painful death.
Haha, Bruce Lee fanboys never cease to amuse me. Silly wordJeet Kune Do/word admirers.
Guy 1: WHOA DUDE DID YOU SEE BRUCE LEE DO THAT 1 INCH PUNCH!!111!! HE SENT THE GUY FLYING!
Guy 2: Shut the hell up, fanboy. The real 1 inch punch makes the recipient's sternum crack in half and doesn't send them flying. And Jeet Kune Do is not a martial art, it's a martial philosophy.
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Someone with a one inch penis who likes to smoke amps and conduct electricity by touching metal with metal.
Josh who is known as being the one inch conductor touched the battery with a screw driver and smoked my amp in my car. I am very pissed off at him still to this day.
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A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.
Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!
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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long
"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"
The amazing action of someone with a one incher shoving their penis in a tight pussy very fast
My boyfriend gave me the best One Inch Punch Ever!!!