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Having sex with a stranger and taking the chances that you will get pregnant or an STD.
Congrats! You've survived One Night Stand Roulette!
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When you become intoxicated and friend request random people on Facebook or accept friend requests from people you don't know (often porn stars trying to advertise to you). May or may not involve un-friending them upon sobriety. Often makes for an akward situation when they begin to ask where they know you from.
Ashley: "Who the hell is Will Harvey? Must have been a Facebook-one-night-stand. *un-friend*"
Drunk: "Duuude... *belch* ... do I know that chick? ... oh well she kina fine. *Accept*"
Pornstar: "High! I got some naughty pics from this party last night, you'll have to click the link below and confirm you're over 18 to see them! See you there! <3"
Michelle: "Hey, if you don't mind me asking, where do I know you from?"
Will Harvey: "lol I'm not sure really, it might have been from this one time i got really drunk and started friend requesting a bunch of people, sorry"
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A baby produced from a one night stand
You one night stand baby!
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One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...
Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?
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A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.
My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!
A method of having sex usually resorted to by lonely skinny nerd virgins. They go in bars and find a girl that is very drunk and can't think, trick them into thinking they are hot, then bringing them home. It is a loser act, but it does work.
Jacob: Oh my gosh I heard humping noises coming from your room all night, what was that?
Michael: Guess what... I lost my virginity.
Jacob: OMIGOD NO WAY, you actually got a girl to like you?!
Michael: No, I just did the drunken one night stand.
Jacob: Oh, so it's not that surprising now.
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when you meet someone, exchange numbers and sext throughout the night. Then the next day you delete the messages and don't text again. Now its another name in your phone book that makes you look like a whore.
Did you like that guy last night?
Yeah, we had a text message one night stand.
Omg! Girl, you so crazy!
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