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The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.
It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.
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The act of urinating inside of a man or woman's anus shortly after completion of anal sex. It is so named because a #1 is taken on top of a #2 and the resulting mess is extremely smelly and sticky. As this is one of the most horrible things one human being can do to an other it is almost always accompanied with a subsequent break up.
Did you hit that bitch in the shit?
Yeah, and I gave her the old one two stinkaroo then dumped her.
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An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')
"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"
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inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"
I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week
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When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely
"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"
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a video game combination of the melee attack and a shot from a shotgun or other gun with a deadly punch. Also commonly referred to as two-piecing after the destruction the victim suffers.
Fuck dude i fuckin' gave that bitch the old one two that noob got fuckin' two-pieced
oh shit, thats just embarassing
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When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.
"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."
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