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OpposingFork's Snund Admin Cat Nerd Profile

OpposingFork's Snund Admin Cat Nerd Profile is an admin in forks server he bailed out dako out of banland many times, very respectful admin and funny, he is bri'ish and says wa'er, hes black, fork hates him for that ): So sad but he doesnt back down or give up!

OpposingFork's Snund Admin Cat Nerd Profile is an admin in forks server he bailed out dako

by Dako123 October 30, 2023


OpposingFork's Nazist Ideals

OpposingFork's Nazist Ideals are a strict set of ideals set for jewish people for wanting to erase the palestinian ethnicity by bombing children in Gaza. Opposingfork says that hitler was just misunderstood and he was never the bad guy, he was a hero, but he didint succeed in stopping the jews and now palestinian children must suffer because people tought he was bad, oh well, fork wants to continue what hitler couldnt finish.

Oh looks like you are not a premium subscriber! I know how bad it is to be intrerruped in the middle of the story, but i need money so subscribe!

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OpposingFork's Nazist Ideals WHAT

by Dako123 October 30, 2023


OpposingFork's Food

When fork wakes up he eats bad sandwich, he eats very expensive food compared to his classmates who eat sand, he likes chicken and watermelon, because once he made a photo of a watermelon and his mom feet. So OpposingFork's Food is bad sandiwch, chicken and watermlon, he hates black people so dont think hes black, he is very white.

OpposingFork's Food is bad sandwich

by Dako123 October 25, 2023


OpposingFork's Little Brother

OpposingFork's Little Brother is a basement gremlin, more commonly known as fork's lil bro. He is a weed dealer in forks neighbourhood, makes 5k$ a week and is plenty rich, buys fork only the finest of bad sandwiches. He gets his weed from OpposingFork's Big Brother, who grows weed in his backyard and cooks 99.9999% pure meth for syrian children, he may be heisenberg but who knows.

OpposingFork's Little Brother is slick jimmy skibid toilet watcher, yea hes a sigma, yeah hes so skibidi, hes so fanum taxxxx, he just wants to be your sigmaaaa, stick out your gyatt for forks lil bro!

by Dako123 October 28, 2023


OpposingFork 2.5 miles away

OpposingFork 2.5 miles away is opposing fork many miles away he doesnt use miles however it is significant to note that the closest toilet to opposingforks house is 2.5 miles away. Fork doesnt own a toilet, so when he wants to poop he walks 2.5 miles to the nearest toilet, fork can hold his poop for 2 hours so he doesnt have to worry since he has plenty of time to reach the toilet.

the toilet of OpposingFork 2.5 miles away !

by Dako123 October 25, 2023


OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich

OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich is like gordon ramseys idiot sandwich, it is very expensive. Made with 2 perfect slices of caveman bread, fried in finest of coconut oil, then with care a blue tomato is gently pressed against opposingfork's secret salty white sauce, the radioactive chicken leg is not forgotten and barbequed with pepper x hot sauce right into the perfect bad sandwich, giving it a distinct Opposingfork's bad sandwich taste.

Only opposing fork can afford OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich.

by Dako123 October 29, 2023


OpposingFork's Testicles

OpposingFork's Testicles are smushy soft and tasty tescticles, such a delicacy served only in the highest of restaurants in japan, china and india, only in 7 star hotels. These testicles will make your mouth water, for sure! They are high quality at only 199.99$ for one testicle or you could buy the two testicle main dish for only 399.99$. Now for the preparation method, to show how high quality the testicles are taken care of and served with love to our costumers.

First the workers beat OpposingFork's Meat with care and love to freshen up and make the testicles very tender and juicy, they are slapped with himalayan oil and diverse meat beating methods created by wise old samurais in the times of war. Then the testicles are cut off and then washed with ice and bathed in mount fuji water. There is no reason to not try this delicacy!

OpposingFork's Testicles are very tasty!

by Dako123 October 25, 2023