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OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich is like gordon ramseys idiot sandwich, it is very expensive. Made with 2 perfect slices of caveman bread, fried in finest of coconut oil, then with care a blue tomato is gently pressed against opposingfork's secret salty white sauce, the radioactive chicken leg is not forgotten and barbequed with pepper x hot sauce right into the perfect bad sandwich, giving it a distinct Opposingfork's bad sandwich taste.
Only opposing fork can afford OpposingFork's Bad Sandwich.
When fork wakes up he eats bad sandwich, he eats very expensive food compared to his classmates who eat sand, he likes chicken and watermelon, because once he made a photo of a watermelon and his mom feet. So OpposingFork's Food is bad sandiwch, chicken and watermlon, he hates black people so dont think hes black, he is very white.
OpposingFork's Food is bad sandwich
OpposingFork's Little Brother is a basement gremlin, more commonly known as fork's lil bro. He is a weed dealer in forks neighbourhood, makes 5k$ a week and is plenty rich, buys fork only the finest of bad sandwiches. He gets his weed from OpposingFork's Big Brother, who grows weed in his backyard and cooks 99.9999% pure meth for syrian children, he may be heisenberg but who knows.
OpposingFork's Little Brother is slick jimmy skibid toilet watcher, yea hes a sigma, yeah hes so skibidi, hes so fanum taxxxx, he just wants to be your sigmaaaa, stick out your gyatt for forks lil bro!
OpposingFork's Testicles are smushy soft and tasty tescticles, such a delicacy served only in the highest of restaurants in japan, china and india, only in 7 star hotels. These testicles will make your mouth water, for sure! They are high quality at only 199.99$ for one testicle or you could buy the two testicle main dish for only 399.99$. Now for the preparation method, to show how high quality the testicles are taken care of and served with love to our costumers.
First the workers beat OpposingFork's Meat with care and love to freshen up and make the testicles very tender and juicy, they are slapped with himalayan oil and diverse meat beating methods created by wise old samurais in the times of war. Then the testicles are cut off and then washed with ice and bathed in mount fuji water. There is no reason to not try this delicacy!
OpposingFork's Testicles are very tasty!
OpposingFork's School, is like an american school but instead of school shooting, there is school bombing. You can bomb the toilets and no one will care. Fork likes bombing the school occasionally on boring classes, but he usually pays attention and never bombs the teachers on fridays. His classmates join the bombing because they like it when a toilet with a mean teacher on it goes boom.
OpposingFork's School is full of secret bombs
OpposingFork's Big Brother is a very skilled meth cooker, who cooks 99.(9)% pure meth, he is better than heisenberg or he may be heisenberg but who knows? He also grows 5 hectares of weed in his backyard and supplies forks lil bro with weed to sell so he can buy fork very expensive bad sandwiches. OpposingFork's Big Brother is known in forks neighbourhood as Forks big bro or forkberg or the syrian cook, he has many girls, you cant even count them!
OpposingFork's Big Brother cooks only the finest of meth and grows the best of weed, he is the top 1 supplier for weed and meth in the USA, UK, China and india