polar opposites

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.

"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."

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Opposite Day

A day where everything you say means the opposite of what it normally would. Kinda juvenile, but its fun too.

OMG It's opposite day, so I'm gay, Tony Blair is a fascinating and compelling leader, and my g/f is flat...

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Opposite Talk

V. Art of saying 1 thing and meaning the complete opposite of it.

Usually denoted by an elongation of the word meant to be opposite.

If you use it often, we use it everyday, everyone catches on. even girlfriends.
Created by: Gago

Opposite talk:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE chemistry: I HATE chemistry

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAALK MORE YOUUUUUUUUU: stop talking

WHen someone tells you to do something, you say MEEEEEEEEEE : I'm the last person to do it.
When someone tells you to do something and you
scream YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! : meaning as if YOUR gonna do it.

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manfred-opposition

Pathological state. The obsessive urge to be in opposition to a statement, no matter how absurd it seems.

A: And then I said: "Wouldn't you rather earn money from being a student, than to have to pay for it?"
And he said: "Well no, actually I wouldn't. Because then the universities would be even more overcrowded than they are already and you wouldn't get any education at all anymore."

B: Wow, that was when he really entered the manfred-opposition!

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Opposite of cool

Yo mama, obviously.


...arr

Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P

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Opposite of the Holocaust

Used to Describe something Amazing.

"Hey how were Katie Holmes' Tits?"
"You know the holocaust? Picture the Exact opposite of the holocaust"

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Opposite Vampire

a normal, boring person who gets up when the sun rises, leads a regular life, then goes to bed when the sun sets.

Man, I can't hang out with Jennifer anymore, she's become such an opposite vampire!

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