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Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
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The leader of the transformers
Optimus Prime? He's jewish? ~ Peter
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Like jesus, but hes a robot
Optimus prime is overpowered and still always dies
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This is a drink, to make it mix 1/2 part Budweiser and 1/2 Bud light. Enjoy it in moderation, over consumption of this will cause extreme awesome-ness. So watch out
Bartender hook me up with another "Optimus Prime"
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Leader of a set of girls. While approaching / hitting on this set, you must be sure to keep Optimus Prime pre-occupied so that she doesn't give the ""Autobots, transform and roll out!" command and leave with all the girls by her side.
Man, I was trying to wing Optimus Prime all last night so that she didn't roll out with her friends.
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While performing "Whoopie" with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your penis out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the bitch over with the semi.
The cops were impressed with my creative imagination when I conceived THE Optimus Prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.
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The moment when a female's bra straps form into the face and or head of the famous Autobot from the Transformers franchise, Optimus Prime when she wears a tight shirt.
Guy: "Dude, did you see her Optimus Prime?"
Dude: "Yeah, it was bulging out, everyone saw it."
Guy: "Do you ever think she'll know everyone was laughing at it?"
Dude: "No, girls never really know when they have an Optimus Prime."
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